SCHNEEZ 

FLATULENCE, THAT INADVERTENTLY LEADS TO THE RELEASE OF SEMEN FROM THE RECTUM.

AFTER A LONG ROUGH NIGHT RICHARD BEGAN TO SCHNEEZ UNCONTROLLABLY

SCHNEEZ by bukkakepoet August 17, 2018

Barking Schneider 

A man who has hit puberty early and has hair covering his whole body. Barking schneiders are usually found picking their gooches and howling at the night sky. They can also be seen frolicking with the noble kinceis. Rumors say the barking schneiders shlong is four times larger than its middle finger.

The barking schneiders closest non extinct relative is the saber tooth squirrel.

Barking Schneider by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 3, 2013

Trouser Schnauzer 

Another word for the male genetalia. Man's loyal friend that sniffs out adventure in ladies' pants.

Guy: Can't find a seat? You can sit on my lap.

Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.

Trouser Schnauzer by SexRobot July 26, 2010

schneegros 

Bastardization of "niggas". A friendly greeting to multiple people.

what's up, schneegros?

schneegros by TreeWeezel December 4, 2010

Schmeeze 

a raging slut... a girl who gets around easily.. a girl who is easy to fuck.. a hoe, slut, smut, or whore who doesnt hide their ways is often referred to as a schmeeze

1: Shes had sex with three dudes at that party last night
2: Damn dude shes a schmeeze

Schmeeze by fuckingschmeeze12 August 20, 2010

Jacob schneider's Disease 

Jacob schneider's Disease is the inability to be able to not use emojis. if you have it, you may experience the over excessive need to use emojis in every single setence you type. 😂😂😂😂

"Bro why do you use so many damn emojis?"

"Sorry dude, I have Jacob schneider's Disease😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

Jacob schneider's Disease by mattttyj July 27, 2014

schnauzeristic tendencies 

Behaving like a schnauzer, dumb and stupid.

Derived from the behavior of people owning schnauzers.

Damn, Emilio really has some schnauzeristic tendencies!"

schnauzeristic tendencies by Emilio Maroun March 31, 2022