Schlonky

A gargantuan penis

He tore her pussy up with his big ol' schlonky.

by Christoph Cole February 25, 2009

Schmonk

That sweet green bud.

I so schmonked

by Dan Minton October 24, 2017

Schmopke

When you creampie your girlfriend to the point where it begins gushing out, so to clean it up you hold her upside down and use her hair as a mop

Oh Dang! You make a good Schmopke!

by Rhynobyte February 25, 2018

schminky

is an extraterrestrial creature from another planet that now lives in Cardiff.

hey that schminky is a very strange alien.

by Proffesor Absynthia May 17, 2006

schmunked

1. to be absolutley intoxicated either by illicit or alcohol

2. to completley screw something up

dirrived from my friend brad's moms maiden name (long story)

1. "Man we were so schmunked last night!"

2. "Haha, you totally schmunked that kick!"

by Captain Insanity May 22, 2006

schmooney

A children's book written by Bob Shumaker

Have you read The Legend of the Schmooney

by Dootdoot25 February 25, 2019

Schlonkey

When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week

Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole

David gave Betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.

by A-phish January 30, 2010