Schmigeiggi

the sound that results when a pair of hairy, sweaty, droopy, old person balls slap against eachother.

"my cousin wanted to DJ at the nursing home dance, but the schmigeiggi would have drown the music out anyway."

by laurenxhateyou December 13, 2008

Schmidtiphobia

The Fear Of Balance

Kenny was afraid to stand upon the skateboard becuse he suffers from Schmidtiphobia.

by ChineseCanadian October 29, 2008

schmitinator

This is when you are fucking doggy style on the beach, take your dick out, dip it in the sand, then insert it into the ass and yell bergit in a high pitched voice.

man, I dipped that shit in the sand and caught her with a surprise bergit, schmitinator style!

by nelvinbibbons May 26, 2010

schmitting

A term used when a person hoggs joint.

Dude seriously stop schmitting !

by buschram September 1, 2016

schmiggitty

schmiggitty having so much fun, I'm living the high life.

Yo Im Schmiggitty!!!

by Matiri January 30, 2020

Schmitties

Big Melons. Big Jugs. Big Mamas.

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

by goatminam January 28, 2021

Schmittied

To be railed(raped) by a dumpling man with a strap on drilldo. The man being railed being the guy that played schmitty on New Girl. You can also get schmittied figuratively.

Friend: Omg did you watch American Horror Story Hotel yet?

Other friend: Oh yea schmitty totally got schmittied while Sarah Paulson watched.

Friend: Oh wow that's disturbing

by SwaggyBopBop March 9, 2021