schmitinator 

This is when you are fucking doggy style on the beach, take your dick out, dip it in the sand, then insert it into the ass and yell bergit in a high pitched voice.

man, I dipped that shit in the sand and caught her with a surprise bergit, schmitinator style!

schmitinator by nelvinbibbons May 26, 2010

scheistinator 

Short for flesh light filled with shit.

I just got the new scheistinator 6000 and I'm going to use it in front of my grandma!

scheistinator by ThatGuyInTheStreet August 22, 2023