shocker schmenocker

A variation of the ever popular shocker. Performed when the middle and ring finger are inserted into the vagina and the pinky into the anus. The "schmenocker" is performed when the clitoris is flicked with the index and the thumb. shocker

Brenda's orgasm was so intense that she said she had been schmenocked.

by Rat Bastard February 23, 2004

Schmeow

Usings one's penis as a puppet.

Did he just schmeow at me?
He just schmeowed!
Schmeow!!!!
Vagina

by HKP December 21, 2007

Schmebony

People who make up words and validate themselves by looking up said words on Urban Dictionary. They also are addicted to grain waves and are usually wrong about everything.

"She is such a Schmebony, she always makes shit up and is usually wrong about stuff"

by Someone who is usually correct May 14, 2012

schlemovitz

When something is kind of slimey but also really cool

The name Gleb is so slimey sounding but also cool, oh it’s so schlemovitz

by SomeDyde September 4, 2018

Schlemortz

One who is classified as an idiot or something worse. Usually used as a playful joke between friends but can equally used to insult someone.(might call someone a shlem for short)

Damn, that frat brother really is a schlemortz for only letting the whales in.

by Scooter Schlemmy September 16, 2021

shmemo

shememo is a mixture between a chav and a emo.

If you see a girl with obviously dyed black hair, drainpipes, a burberry bag and smoking a fag, you can say there goes a shmemo.

by nelliephant May 9, 2006

Schmomo

This is a conbination of Schmuck and Homo.

Schmuck- useless peice of skin
Homo- as in gay

god you are such a schmomo!

by MeemeeFLY November 21, 2009