shmemo

shememo is a mixture between a chav and a emo.

If you see a girl with obviously dyed black hair, drainpipes, a burberry bag and smoking a fag, you can say there goes a shmemo.

by nelliephant May 9, 2006

Smemory

1.) A memory acknowledged by a smell 2.) A momento characterized by a unique scent or aroma 3.) A sudden rememberance of a person, place, thing, or time jogged by the sense of smell

"Bob's house gave me a smemory of a bathroom at a ballpark when I was a kid"
"Whoa, big smemories of my ex when I went through Macy's"

by MrKendall November 4, 2013

shlemo

Dead moldy body; fetid human corpse.

While searching the abandoned home, the police investigators came across a shlemo stuffed in a box in the closet.

by Denise Robertson January 15, 2008

Shmemlin

A sub-species child of eleven or twelve, not ugly, not pretty but quite funny looking. Usually have a last name which explains their funny-lookingness like something that sounds like inbred or incest. When they insult you by means of a hand gesture, they will usually stick put their thumb out as well as a middle finger and give a cheesey, weird smile.

Jesus, have you seen his wide-apart eyes, chapped lips and the way he put his middle finger AND thumb up when he insults you? He's a real shmemlin.

by Testt February 9, 2008

Shmelons

A showered melon, any type cantaloupe, honey dew, etc.

Wow those shmelons are so clean I wanna eat them.

by hjb/k.bn j/lb September 17, 2016

shmeco

A idiotic yet funny person.

Hey dude Bob doesn't do his job right he makes lots of mistakes cuz hes always messing around he's a real shmeco.

by 00912345 May 3, 2021

Shmomosexual

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.

Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.

by rperazag May 5, 2010