schmear

A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing.

She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.

by Anastasia DeLuciano December 6, 2004

schmear

A cocky and arrogant person who suprisingly has many friends who look past these faults

I can't believe that cocky Schmear won homecoming king!!

by settler69 February 20, 2008

Schmear

Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.

Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.

by Mike G October 18, 2005

schmetard

A person who is acting unbelievably retarded, and is unable to attain a level of friendship with anyone surrounding them.

2+2 is 4, you schmetard.

or

"You forgot to refill the toilet paper, you schmetard!"

by Coleyoyo July 26, 2006

schmear

jis, cum, semen, ejaculate

Try singing, "99 bagels with schmear on the wall, 99 bagels with schmear..." to kill even the strongest bagel craving.

by jackalicious April 8, 2004

shmetarded

An insulting adjective resembling "retarded," except that it means both being retarded and smelling bad.

T: Yo this dude's a dumbass
Jay: Yea and he smells like piss too.
Irv: I would say that dude is shmetarded

by Blazed Irv July 6, 2007

schmear schmeet

The definition of schmear shmeet is to have no personal emotinal touch and to be robotic or computorised

After no sleep and pulling a double shift, i'll be like a real schmear schmeet on my date tonight

by allykeefic and ash February 2, 2006