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schmeerskahoven

Originally used on the 90's TV show "Pinky and the Brain," in a three part episode where everyone would do a strange dance called the "schmeerskahoven."
Stick your finger in your belly,
Don't be afraid if it jiggles like jelly
Yeah, Schmeerskahoven!
by ilovealtoids November 7, 2004
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schmegegge

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
by budsbabe February 1, 2008
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schmegeggie

an idiot, a tool, a jamoke.

some random person that is meaningless in your life.
I leave Tina alone for 5 minutes and some schmegeggie is all over her, asking her to dance.

Bill ; Who's coming to the meeting?
Matt : I dunno. A bunch of schmegeggies from Pennsylvania.
by rob essss July 21, 2008
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schmeely

certain thing that you say before you go to bed at night. you say it before you go to sleep, and you pretend that it is morning in a high and obnoxious voice. you say "hey" before using the term "schmeely".
#1 :good night.
#2 :hey schmeely!
by Aaron Kim July 22, 2006
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schmodel

A schmuck of a model, most often a fashion model. She's conceited, pushy, lacks an awareness for the meaning of "punctual", often is a no-show, and usually demands more money than she's worth. Other girls may refer to her as "skinny bitch" or "model whore", even though the latter is not entirely accurate at times (but most often it is).

A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.

A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
Photographer: "First she showed up three hours late for the shoot, and then that damn schmodel demanded I get her an iced chai latte with exactly four ice cubes (no more, no less) before she'd even sit down for makeup!"
by elle renae June 16, 2010
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Schmedium

When your body is clearly one size bigger than shirt or pants you are wearing
Steve was wearing his schmedium LB shirt again .... it’s time for a 3x.
by Ohyeahr May 7, 2018
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schmekel

yiddish for dick. preferable a short thick one like justins.

syn: a stupid person
oh baby can I have some schmekel tonight?
by killbill bumble bee January 30, 2009
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