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schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to
dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.
by mikbails February 21, 2011
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Schmeat Nuke

When you hold in the nut in for prolonged periods of time, and release it.
“Hey babe it’s been a while since I’ve done anything so prepare for a schmeat nuke”
by xXBaconOnAStick January 29, 2020
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Schmaste

When you snort a substance and you smell it but taste it at the same time.
Yo did you schmaste that coke. It was fire.
by Chaselikethebank April 23, 2021
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Schmeatwich

A footlong sub made of almost every meat and cheese found at Subway.
The Schmeatwich does not contain tuna. That would be gross.
by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022
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Schmeatloaf

Schmeat - Meaning a chode or short stubby penis
Loaf - Meaning a loaf

Schmeatloaf - A loaf of chode
Jace: Hey homie whats ur dick like bro
Drew: Ngl man i got a bit of a schmeatloaf goin on
by Schmeatmeiser September 24, 2022
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Horsche schmeat

The 11 pounds of cheese you left under your bed
by BingusSupremist November 16, 2021
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Schmeat

Combination of "shit" and "meat"

Meat that is grown from lab tissue in a petri dish.
Mmmm PETA loves those schmeat burgers.
by kam_ March 18, 2009
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