Shlurpie

1. A person places his/her mouth on a penis, and the subsequent sucking of said penis until the point of no return.
2. Blowjob

"Hey man, I heard Matt had a good time last night."
"Yeah dude, he definitely got a shlurpie from Megan."

by Sperman Herman January 27, 2012

schlurve

a schlong which is curved or slightly off to one side or the other. fairly common among pornstars.

"dude, monica told me that Jerry has a schlurve. that's why she's having neck problems."

by markus smith May 8, 2008

Herpie-Slurpee

The act of receiving oral sex behind a convenience store.

Your mom said she would give me a "Herpie-Slurpee" if I bought her a tank of gas.

by Professor Dean Gullberry November 4, 2014

slurpee rip-off technique

A process used by unscrupulous 7-Eleven customers. Involves finding a cheap item in 7-11 like a pack of gum,corn nuts,sweet tarts,cigarettes and the like. Then by placing it at the bottom of a Slurpee cup when nobody is looking,the Slurpee cup is filled up to the top,obscuring the contents of it with slush. Don't try it with a transparent cup though,and don't try to steal the latest issue of Maxim either.

I got the shit beat out of me by some Arabic 7-11 clerk the other day when I tried to put a Slim Jim in my slurpee cup.

by 0niTTRay January 17, 2004

slurpee pimptress

The woman working at 7-11 who thankfully informed me of their policy that any container brought in and subsequently filled with slurpee will only cost $1.04 regardless of the size of the container brought in.

Dude, I'm takin' this 3-liter bottle to the slurpee pimptress to get what's mine!

by RoboSpy March 25, 2004

Schlumped

When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.

Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.

by bootyhunter9686 October 13, 2016

Slurpee with no Slush

A "Slurpee with no Slush" is when a female has oral sex with a male. To not get confused with the term (Slurpee) meaning either a (blowjob) or the cold beverage you must include "With no Slurpee"

Yo Dave! remember Patricia at the party? she gave me a Slurpee with no Slush!

by lukezatron July 22, 2020