schlitts

Excessive and often burningly painful diaherria.

When Kenny had the schlitts fire literally came out of his ass!

by Anonymous October 12, 2002

schiltz

A Last name, often confused with shitz or schlitz, like the beer.
The coolest breed of elite humans, white with brown hair, usually hairy when male, big balls, often fart very frequently
Often quite intelectual, although they may not show it often.

Dude, that fart was a schiltz
I bet hitler wished he could be a schiltz
dude, you trynna grow a schiltz beard?

by Schiltz, Andrew January 13, 2009

schlitz

v. schlitz, schlitzed, schlitz·ing
(sh'litz)

1. The act of consuming a beer -- (more specifically a cheap one)-- through one's anus to maximize drunken impairment.
2. The use of any type of apparatus to allow beer/alcohol to easily enter ones butthole in lieu of consuming said alcohol orally.

Craig: Dude, we only got one beer left, and two of us.
Jon: Schlitz?
Craig: Schlitz.

Brian: Oh man, what happened last night? . . . my ass is on fire.
Ernie: First off, I don't know you... second, sounds like you manned-up and schlizted.

Mike: Where is everyone? Well, I guess it's time to start solo-schlitzing again.

by jkiller December 9, 2008

schlitzohred

Coming from the german "schlitzohr" which means rascal.

To be schlitzohred is to be beaten, outwitted, shown to be inferior, or foiled.

"oh man, you spent 40 bucks on that? Dude, you were schlitzohred."

teacher: pop quiz today on 3 million words
students: gahhh dude, schlitzohred!

by Ryan September 25, 2004

Tijuana Schlitz

After eating some serious Ghetto-Mexican food at a local hole-in-the-wall, your digestive system kicks in to high gear and you are searching for a toilet in no time.

Dave: "Damn, those beef and cheese burritos were the bomb."

Jeff: "Yeah, but my stomach hurts."

Dave: "You pussy, you got the Tijuana Schlitz....I'll go wait in the car."

by Jeffrey Junior December 10, 2008

Schlitz

A fine brew from the 1960's that is currently experiencing a return to popularity, though the recipe is not the same as the '60's era it is marketed as "Schlitz".

Patron: "Gimme 6 Schlitz's"
Barman: "We dont have Schlitz"
Patron: "Whatever's free!"

by Lanfill February 21, 2011

schlitz-faced

The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.

by Anomaly July 17, 2005