2 definitions by Jeffrey Junior
Pronounced: T-Money
Someone who thinks he/she is cooler than they really are. Constantly lie to make themselves look better. Are somewhat popular and may play sports, but generally never see the court or field. May be the punter, holder, or benchwarmer. Has many acquaintances, but none are really close friends. Makes up stories about being a player with the opposite sex, but that person is always from out of town.
Someone who thinks he/she is cooler than they really are. Constantly lie to make themselves look better. Are somewhat popular and may play sports, but generally never see the court or field. May be the punter, holder, or benchwarmer. Has many acquaintances, but none are really close friends. Makes up stories about being a player with the opposite sex, but that person is always from out of town.
Jim: "Jeez, he sure talks a lot for someone who never plays."
Bert: "Yeah, he's nothing but a fat T$."
Jim: "Ain't that the truth!"
Bert: "Yeah, he's nothing but a fat T$."
Jim: "Ain't that the truth!"
by Jeffrey Junior December 15, 2006
After eating some serious Ghetto-Mexican food at a local hole-in-the-wall, your digestive system kicks in to high gear and you are searching for a toilet in no time.
Dave: "Damn, those beef and cheese burritos were the bomb."
Jeff: "Yeah, but my stomach hurts."
Dave: "You pussy, you got the Tijuana Schlitz....I'll go wait in the car."
Jeff: "Yeah, but my stomach hurts."
Dave: "You pussy, you got the Tijuana Schlitz....I'll go wait in the car."
by Jeffrey Junior December 13, 2006