Meet the spartans

Absolute unit of a movie. Please do watch it. incredibly gay. Incredibly gay

Meet the spartans is gay, it's a gay movie

by elemgie May 20, 2024

The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Spartan Ski Club

The largest club on MSU's campus. A social club with a skiing problem. The rowdiest, most bad-ass club on campus!

"Who are those people running through campus naked?"
"Oh, it's probably just Spartan Ski Club getting after it."

by THE GINGER November 28, 2012

Spartan Shower

An ice-cold shower taken daily to enhance one's mental toughness and physical well-being. Spartans, for whom valued strength and pride as matters of high reputation, believed hot water was for the weak and emasculated; they frequently immersed in cold water for vigor and increased vitality. The Spartan Shower has numerous benefits including:

-Improved circulation
-Improved immune system
-Reduced blood pressure on internal organs
-Strengthens the sympathetic nervous system
-Improved mood, decreased anxiety and stress, relieved depression
-Improved hair and skin
-Decreased inflammation
-Increased testosterone
-Conditions you to be fearless as a Spartan warrior

Jamey used to be timid, but he started taking Spartan Showers every day and now he eats bears for breakfast.

by SharkBass028 November 4, 2013

spartaned

Getting thrashed in competition. The word has its origins in the 38-0 beatdown that the Michigan State Spartans suffered at the hands of Alabama on December 31st, 2015.

Jeb Bush is getting spartaned in the New Hampshire primary.

by Choir Boy 74 April 22, 2016

Spartan Mask

The act of laying your cock and balls on another persons face. Making them look like a spartan

“Dude, I totally spartan masked Todd when he fell asleep. He had no idea.”

by Asswithtits January 18, 2018

Big V The Fantastic Spartan

Big Vic The Spartan was a fantastic Spartan who fought alongside Jesus Montiel Christ aka Jesus Christ against the Athenian Army who was led by Big Vic's brother, Big Vic the Athen. Big Vic the Athen had allies such as Nicholas Gurr and Pedro The Persian who is later revealed to be Pedro Basim. Big Vic is friends with Captain A. Beard and is the long lost brother of Vin Diesel aka Dominic Toretto.

You're such a Big V The Fantastic Spartan, you can wipe out an entire army

by Captain Angel Beard January 4, 2022