Sir Rantsalot

An angry male who is constantly spewing negative tirades and going off on tangents about things that bother him.

They wanted a quiet evening out with friends at the bar, but they got cornered by Sir Rantsalot who started complaining about his boss.

by webtelly September 19, 2013

rantsponge

(noun) A person who will listen while you vent and ramble about your problems at length. One who "soaks up" your rants.

"I make a good rantsponge, if you want to get it off your chest."

by fredrixa August 1, 2008

Fire-rants

The extreme ranting which seems to get ignited by something very minor.

Oh no, I left the seat down and now she is going on one of her fire-rants again.

by harpoon67 May 31, 2007

rantspam

A ranting email sent to a large group of people, beyond the circle of recipients interested in hearing the writer's side of an issue, for various secondary reasons not limited to making a cogent argument about the subject matter (e.g. vanity publishing, indirectly writing "to" someone to stay in touch), and likely in response to which there are few if any appropriate choices (e.g. "Right on!" and "Unsubscribe"). Indeed, it is probably better for the recipient not to respond to rantspam unless or until he or she has lost all patience with the sender, at which point the only logical response is for her or him to send a ranting email, replying to all recipients. See also diatribal.

You have reached the English Department. If you have a voicemailbox in this system, enter your code now. Otherwise-8...6...3...3...You have one new message, sent at five, forty, six, a.m. "Hey man, it's me. Check your inbox when you get this message. I just sent out a new rantspam about our anachronistic electoral system, and I want to know what you think of my use of the third-person perspective. Okay, talk to you later." To delete this message, press zero. To save-0...

by Todd M Patrick October 22, 2004

rants

Short for retarded pants. Used to describe capri pants.

That girl looks stupid wearing those rants.

by Stan Andrews June 29, 2008

Rantsy

Definition:
Rantsy= Horny and anxious to have Fun!

Origin:
Randy= Horny
Antsy= Anxious to have fun

When 2 pandas come together, they get Rantsy...a cross between Randy and Antsy...Rantsy!

by Marthony May 9, 2013

rantsponse

When one goes way off track in a discussion when presented with facts destroying their (false) argument

Jed: The earth is so flat!

Fred: Here's my globe Jed, clearly the earth is not flat.

Jed: Fuck you Fred! I know you and your sisters cousin's uncle made that globe from communist drawings you found in George Clooney's mansion after he paid you to spank him while wearing women's panties!

Fred: Nice rantsponse, Arsehole.

by bernardbeers January 28, 2018