rantsponge 

(noun) A person who will listen while you vent and ramble about your problems at length. One who "soaks up" your rants.

"I make a good rantsponge, if you want to get it off your chest."

rantsponge by fredrixa August 1, 2008

bantsponge 

a follow-on term from the word bant. If someone is a bantsponge it means they are no fun, i.e. they are 'soaking up the bant'. yes its cheesy but we love it.

"look at him sitting in the corner by himself, hes such a bantsponge"

bantsponge by sophie j June 16, 2008

rantsponse 

When one goes way off track in a discussion when presented with facts destroying their (false) argument

Jed: The earth is so flat!

Fred: Here's my globe Jed, clearly the earth is not flat.

Jed: Fuck you Fred! I know you and your sisters cousin's uncle made that globe from communist drawings you found in George Clooney's mansion after he paid you to spank him while wearing women's panties!

Fred: Nice rantsponse, Arsehole.

rantsponse by bernardbeers January 28, 2018