a follow-on term from the word bant. If someone is a bantsponge it means they are no fun, i.e. they are 'soaking up the bant'. yes its cheesy but we love it.
Fred: Here's my globe Jed, clearly the earth is not flat.
Jed: Fuck you Fred! I know you and your sisters cousin's uncle made that globe from communist drawings you found in George Clooney's mansion after he paid you to spank him while wearing women's panties!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.