A tattoo in the shape of the Southern Cross constellation. Mostly worn by young Australians as an ill directed show of patriotic nationalism. A merger of Australia and Swastika.
Conceived and defined by Dale Harrison & Aaron Buten in Sydney, Nov 2008.
Conceived and defined by Dale Harrison & Aaron Buten in Sydney, Nov 2008.
Mick: Did you see Bazza's new tattoo?
Gazza: Yeah, the wanker went and got himself an Austika.
Mick: Dickhead!
Gazza: Yeah, but he does have a fuck off we're full sticker on his ute, so it was to be expected.
Gazza: Yeah, the wanker went and got himself an Austika.
Mick: Dickhead!
Gazza: Yeah, but he does have a fuck off we're full sticker on his ute, so it was to be expected.
by bernardbeers October 29, 2009
When one goes way off track in a discussion when presented with facts destroying their (false) argument
Jed: The earth is so flat!
Fred: Here's my globe Jed, clearly the earth is not flat.
Jed: Fuck you Fred! I know you and your sisters cousin's uncle made that globe from communist drawings you found in George Clooney's mansion after he paid you to spank him while wearing women's panties!
Fred: Nice rantsponse, Arsehole.
Fred: Here's my globe Jed, clearly the earth is not flat.
Jed: Fuck you Fred! I know you and your sisters cousin's uncle made that globe from communist drawings you found in George Clooney's mansion after he paid you to spank him while wearing women's panties!
Fred: Nice rantsponse, Arsehole.
by bernardbeers January 28, 2018
That little dance you do when walking towards someone and you find you're both in each others way. That little side to side shuffle as you both make room, that's a nanotango.
"Nano", meaning a millionth and "tango", well it's a dance obviously.
A tiny little dance.
"Nano", meaning a millionth and "tango", well it's a dance obviously.
A tiny little dance.
Office jerk 1: I came walked out of Bill's office and almost stepped right into the boss in that tiny corridor.
Office jerk 2: Woah, you didn't run into him?
Office jerk 2: Barely, his nanotango needs work.
Office jerk 2: Woah, you didn't run into him?
Office jerk 2: Barely, his nanotango needs work.
by bernardbeers January 28, 2018