children punting

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.

I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.

by The Almighty Sackboy January 27, 2016

puking jackhammer

The act of preforming the jackhammer from behind while a girl is puking her guts out in the toilet after a hard night of drinking. The contractions of the naughty muscles during a heave must be a delight to be experienced. Always hold her hair out of her face and rub her back (two-ball compound optional) for extra points and to show her that you really did care!

Guy #1 "Dude, I picked up that cum dumpster at the bar last night and got a puking jackhammer!"
Guy #2 "No shit?" "How was it?"
Guy #1 "My unit is shaped like a peanut today!"

by frainslug February 2, 2006

baby punting

V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.

Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.

I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.

by wepuntfreshman March 13, 2008

PunkInDrublic

This is a NOFX cd. "Drunk in Public" said as if you were drunk.

by weezil936 February 12, 2003

Punding

Punding :

Punding is human activity characterized by compulsive fascination with and performance of repetitive, mechanical tasks, such as assembling and disassembling, collecting, or sorting household objects. For example, punding may consist of activities such as:

- Collecting pebbles and lining them up as perfectly as possible,
- Disassembling doorknobs and putting them back together again,

People engaging in punding find immersion in such activities comforting, even when it serves no purpose, and generally find it very frustrating to be diverted from them.

Punding is the result of dopamine overactivity. It is commonly associated with side effects of drugs used against Parkinson's disease and with the use of methamphetamine (in which context it is known as tweaking), which increases dopamine release and blocks its uptake.

In Parkinson's Disease it can be cured by lowering the medication dose, or adding (atypical) antipsychotics, which act by counteracting the effect of dopamine.

Punding is also similar to behaviors associated with autism.

When my Adderal starts to wear off, I start punding, you know? Like. I have to use graph paper for EVERYTHING so it all lines up right...

by Hitokai December 30, 2007

Punkin String

The line of skin that runs up the middle of the ball sack.

"Dude, when I was shavin my nuts, I almost cut my punkin string.

by Onefuzzybug June 6, 2010

Puking Rainbows

When you eat too many skittles, and then you throw up.

Damn bro, you really ate all those skittles?
Yea- 'throws up'
Ooh that's pretty bad, you're puking rainbows!

by lecuaqq June 24, 2022