Pseudofreshie

An upperclassman (usu. sophomore) in high school that exhibits behaviors typical of a freshman, potentially leading an onlooker to believe that he or she is in fact a freshie.

Those stupid pseudofreshies always clog the hallways!

by Gooogooooooooool February 4, 2010

pseudoFruedian slip

A slip of the tongue that reveals ones true thoughts, specifically where those thoughts aren't related to sex.

I was in a hurry to get a documentation task done for a deadline and realized that I had typed Patience instead of Patients. That's a pseudoFruedian slip if I've ever seen one.

by Cynai November 30, 2006

Pseudofuzz

Any cars parked or abandoned in the median in a manner similar to speed traps; cars with ski-racks, bike-rikes, any motorcylces that get behind your car, and motorcyles in general approaching in the other lane---that cause immediate, brief anxiety and elevated hearbeat over what speed you're driving and trigger instant, involuntary foot braking.

I put on my brakes and spilled my coffee because I was overspeeding but it was just pseudofuzz.

by Kevin Jenkins July 13, 2007

PseudOCD

The condition in which you claim to suffer from the serious psychological disorder of OCD, but really you're just slightly more organized than the average human being.

She claims to have OCD about her pens, but I get the feeling it is a case of pseudOCD—given the fact that she is a functioning human being without crippling anxiety over irrational thoughts that have caused her to adopt life-altering rituals to pacify the insatiable fears in her mind.

by dangleismymiddlename July 11, 2015

Pseudohemian

Someone with an upper middle class background and a well-paying job that adopts all the affectations of the bohemian urban living as a superficial cover for his/her truly entitled self.

Parker: Wanna go to the Arts District tonight? I got an invite for the opening of the gastropub run by the chef from the organic single source Bolivian schnitzel craft truck.

Logan: What? I'm so over that whole pseudohemian scene. Can we just get real tacos from a real Mexican restaurant with real margaritas? You know, like real people used to do?
Parker: Ya, I guess you're right. I'm kinda done pretending how much I like Moscow Mules so much better in a copper mug anyway.

wannabe posester poser fake vacuous product-laden frontier beard disc earring pour over avocado toast

by The Original Tankboy June 23, 2017

pseudofruit

like a fruit, but not a fruit; or contains fruit

Apple crumble is a pseudofruit

by tomdartmoor March 24, 2022

Pseudoface

A digitally or artificially created facial representation used to conceal the true identity of a person, especially in virtual environments, videos, or online interactions.

To maintain her privacy on the YouTube channel, the content creator employed an Alusive pseudoface, enabling her to engage with her audience without revealing her true appearance.

by Avelitta August 10, 2023