Princeton Popper

When some body loses their butt hole virginity.

Dude I totally gave Natalie the old Princeton Popper

by Eric Hines December 13, 2012

Princeton

Ivy League school that has inflated opinion of itself. Expensive investment as a hope for for success

#1 "My senior thesis at Princeton concerned Hegel and his..."
#2 "Dude, just shut the fuck up and give me my pizza"

by ThunderMummy November 11, 2005

The Princeton Blumpy

Basically a modified version of the blumpy.
A Princeton Blumpy is when someone (person A) performs oral sex on someone else (person B) who is having a bowel movement and there is someone (person C) who is getting "pooped" on (usually the face). However, half way through this act, person C will slowly move their face up to the sphincter of person B until they eventually reach the sphincter and then "cork it"(stopping the further flow of feces by blocking the sphincter with the tongue).

However, if the person's tongue can not hold the pressure of the flow of feces and they pull away their tongue, the fecal matter that escapes in this "explosion" is known as "The Koprek Kannon"

Steve: "So what did you, Amanda, and Reginald do last night?"
Roger: "Well, we tried out The Princeton Blumpy"
Steve:"oh...did the kannon happen?"
Roger:"Nope"

by shea April 28, 2004

princeton

Home to elitist douchebaggery.

Tyrone: Yo son, I'm going to Princeton.
Jamal: Damn negro, your an elitist douche bag.

by Jamal Clifford September 27, 2005

procton

(n) The quantum of odor, that is, the smallest amount of odor which can exist independently. The unit of the Procton is the Smith, however, due to the large magnitude of the Smith, most commonly encountered odors are measured in picosmiths or femtosmiths.

He cut a loud, wet one, sending out a spreading cloud of Proctons like the ring around Uranus.

by DukieP April 28, 2005

ponytongue

when your tongue is cramped from doing something dumb,like sticking it in a pop bottle for an extended period,or having it in a chicks pussy to long causing it to look like you put a rubber band on it.hence the look of having a ponytail for a tongue

jack;man that honey is fuckin hot. mike;no shit I'de end up with a serious case of ponytongue after a night wiith that.

by mortamer snerd June 26, 2009

first year princeton

Having a male / male sexual experience; references Princeton University (in New Jersey) and experimenting, sexually, while there, or in other similar situations

Those Duke boys look like they're 'first year Princeton', to me

by jimbojonas July 18, 2016