Glaze (AI Glaze)

When an AI (or any polished system) gives a response that is technically correct, excessively polite, and emotionally empty—smoothing over the real issue with vague positivity or corporate-speak. You weren't ignored… but you weren’t really heard either.

To be “glazed” is to be met with a glossy, non-committal reply that evades depth. The response feels like a donut: sweet, shiny, and completely useless in a crisis.

See also: Toxic positivity, corporate empathy, chatbot diplomacy, soft ghosting.
“I told the AI I was feeling overwhelmed and it fed me back some Glaze (AI Glaze) that "these challenges help us grow.’ Cool. Thanks, CoachBot.”
by jimbojonas April 15, 2025
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first year princeton

Having a male / male sexual experience; references Princeton University (in New Jersey) and experimenting, sexually, while there, or in other similar situations
Those Duke boys look like they're 'first year Princeton', to me
by jimbojonas July 18, 2016
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