porking lot

A "Lover's Lane," breakdown lane, RV park, mountaintop, alley, or any other place couples park for the purpose of having sex in said vehicle.

Example: "Inspiration Point," often mentioned in the TV show "Happy Days."

"I took my girlie to the porking lot this weekend, and -- WOW-WEE! We must have burned 16 rubbers."

by Jason L. July 29, 2005

Porker

Classification of an obese person that
has no will to help themselves lose weight.

"Hey check it out, that PORKER sure is puttin those three woppers away pretty easy!"

by shoVel July 20, 2004

porkin

To Rail a girl hard and long.

i was porkin the brains outa that skank

by brian josterman July 6, 2005

Fat Porker Belly

A belly that is rotund and swine-like in appearance, usually belonging to a pillow-biting polesmoker from Long Island.

you're a fat porker belly.

by NancyLeigh January 16, 2009

porksnorkel

dick (i.e. penis)

Larry told Chip to slide his porksnorkel into and out of his poop tube. Seems they are gay.

by Dr. Meatsword Butterpants III August 29, 2013

porking the beans

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies

(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009

Pokenemonus Thegonus

The biblical term for the game Pokemon GO, as is observed by Lord Francis of the Filth in his video "POKEMON GO IS THE END OF HUMANITY."

Filthy Frank: Now the bible talks about the Pokenemonus Thegonus...Pokemon GO.

by MadMark255 April 8, 2019