the pope

Master and Commander of the Pope mobile.

To the bubblecraft!

by wysiwyg February 17, 2004

pope killer

A giant, raging boner, capable of slaying the leader of the worldwide Catholic church.

I woke up with a serious pope killer at 3AM, so I slipped my girl the midnight creeper.

by PopeKiller July 28, 2009

Pope Asher

A great man. A handsome MOthafucka. a tall Mothafucka. 6'11" to be exact. A pope who played in the nba
He will beat your ass. He will dunk on your ass.

Wow Pope Asher is so handsome
Pope Asher dunked on his ass

by JoseMarieOni-Chan23 June 7, 2020

Poen

Something you type in when you are really tired but still want to masturbate, so you accidentally hit "e" instead of "r".

Bro, the other day I accidentally typed in "poen" instead of "porn" cause i was so tired.

by vIncept June 6, 2018

flogging the pope

Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.

I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'

by LaughingAloud September 29, 2005

Pope bowling

Illegal sport where the player's main aim is to tackle the pope to the ground. Bonus points are awarded for taking down his entourage. The sport reached its peak when Susanna Maiolo tackled Pope Benedict XVI before the Christmas Eve Mass in 2009 - taking down three others. Two more joined the pile to assist the Pope, scraping her a final score of 280.
Scoring:
Pope knocked down= 50 pts
other knocked down = 10 pts
score is multiplied by total amount of people in pile
people who aren't knocked down but end up in the pile are worth 0 points, but are added to the multiplier

- "did you catch the Pope bowling over Christmas?"

- "yeah that Susanna Maiolo's the best Pope bowler"

by Baroness Orczy March 10, 2010

Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!

Indisputably. Without question. On the same continuum as 'is the Pope Catholic?', 'does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?', and 'does a one-legged duck swim in circles?' 'Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!' sources from the cardinal red Gucci and Prada 'pimp' shoes the Pope sports in public- in other words, total pimp fashion in a pontiff.

Joshua:"Would you like to sleep with Emily?"

Jeremy:"Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! Of course I want to sleep with Emily, retard. Emily's a totally hot pumpkin smuggler!"

by Mo Dixley August 26, 2011