Plonder

The thing you say, when a big polish man with hair that looks like the barcode on the back of your milk, begins spitting vodka droplets on your face when telling you about this squirrel he ran over.

Oh yeah he might’ve stole your kidney.

“Oi Plonder get a better hair cut you vodka drinking, squirrel killing, rat strangling, kidney stealing. Plonder!”

by NotAllwyn November 4, 2020

Plobnrg

Awesome

Yo, my day was totally plobnrg today.

by msjoejonas October 16, 2009

plonky

an alocholic, who is partial to cheap drinks such as white star

faye -
jon, you are such a plonky

by lancelotrocks December 18, 2007

skiddy ploonk

when you are in the process of taking a dump and the turd is really heavy so it makes the toilet water splash up and hit your butt-hole, it the process it also makes a sploosh or ploonking sound. skiddy ploonk

page-"my skiddy ploonk was so intense that my butt hole is soaked. i gave myself a toilet water enema"

ashton- "you are disgusting"

by nubbieginger January 18, 2011

plopnpull

The act of masturbating while defecating. Best done on the plopper.

The aroma of the truckstop toilet was so intoxicating that I had to engage in a plopnpull.

To fap or poop is human. To plopnpull, devine.

I knew I shouldn't have jerked off when I felt the full press of a turtle tail. The outcome was inevitable... a plopnpull.

by frontocks June 20, 2010

Plobner

The nicest guy you’ll ever meet. Absolute Pussy magnet, all the girls want him. Friends with everyone. No one has anything bad to say about him.

Nicholas: Thomas, who is your god?

Thomas: Lord Plobner is my god. I wish I was like him.

by Ferguson On the Iceberguson December 2, 2019

plooney

n. A sexual act whose climax involves (long-distance) ejaculation onto a picture of George Clooney.

Also v. int.: to plooney

Man, I can't wait to go home and plooney!

by Dr. Mung March 10, 2004