The aroma of the truckstop toilet was so intoxicating that I had to engage in a plopnpull.

To fap or poop is human. To plopnpull, devine.

I knew I shouldn't have jerked off when I felt the full press of a turtle tail. The outcome was inevitable... a plopnpull.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak