Plonder

The thing you say, when a big polish man with hair that looks like the barcode on the back of your milk, begins spitting vodka droplets on your face when telling you about this squirrel he ran over.

Oh yeah he might’ve stole your kidney.

“Oi Plonder get a better hair cut you vodka drinking, squirrel killing, rat strangling, kidney stealing. Plonder!”

by NotAllwyn November 4, 2020

plonder

Deciding which part of your partner’s body to first touch with your mouth.

Snoop had so many choices to plonder after checking out Tiffany’s amazing body. Did he want to start on her large tits, fine booty, or vagina?

by JasperBucket October 10, 2017

Plonder

Something between plod and wander.

He plondered over to the kitchen.

I want to plonder over there.

by ThreeTreeTrolls May 1, 2018

Plonder

When a group or an individual fail at a task that they set , and instead end up in trouble with the law themselves.

See Sarah plonder on the weekend. That’s so rad!

by Wendy. March 17, 2024

Ploner

When an individual gets a boner while looking or thinking about a plane.

"I was at the Wright Brothers National Memorial and I got a raging ploner."

by DICK burn January 30, 2017

ponderize

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.

by bk_urb November 26, 2015

Ponder

To think and care

Ponder - To wonder and to care

by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021