Pintoed

When you pass out at a party and appear to have stopped breathing and thus resulting in the host calling an ambulance, then waking up in hospital the next morning.
This girl pintoed so hard last night and has work at 9 today.
by SkinnyDickDaddy October 22, 2016
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pinto

heavily tatooed vato just released from prison
That pinto was just released from Pelican Bay.
by Ruca13 December 07, 2007
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pintoed

When a fat, unattractive, puerto-rican voms in your mouth as the two of you are making out drunk.
D: "How was the party!?"
T: "Great! until I got straight straught p pintoed by this one B..."
by Dr.Morrison December 08, 2008
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pinto

1. An ugly, moronically designed Ford product introduced in the '70s which was prone to explosions (and killed a few people) thanks to the gas tank being positioned directly behind the back bumper.

2. A Brazillian term for "small cock".
1. "Tony's Pinto got rear-ended dude - it was engulfed in flames within two minutes"

2. "I heard Rivaldo had a pinto, so I fucked his wife over and over again until she looked like she was seeing God"
by Lazarus Ciccone April 18, 2004
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pinto

A car that apparently has a flint bumper and a leaky gas tank when rearended the car cumbusts into flames.
i rearended this douchebag with a pinto and now im being charged with murder.
by elliot young April 03, 2006
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pintoing

v. The act of stating the obvious, thus frustrating other parties involved, while the offender remains clueless as to what she did wrong.
He was pintoing when he told us that the sky is blue.

She pintoed her mom when she said they were related.

"My name is Bob." "I'm not stupid, I'm your sister, I know your name. You're pintoing." "What did I do wrong?"
by Duh* October 04, 2013
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PINTO

Pinto means cock in Brazil (not "small cock", like some entries here say). "Pintinho" would be small cock. There.
Nao se esqueca de sacudir o pinto antes de coloca-lo de volta dentro da calca. ("Don't forget to shake your cock before you put it back in your pants." (after you take a leak, that is)
by Brazilian Dude February 28, 2009
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