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photard

A person who's head is cropped significantly smaller or larger than the rest of the people surrounding them in a yearbook or composite photo.
Homey: "Dude, look at Adrian's head in this composite photo. That thing looks like the goddamn Goodyear Blimp."

Buddy: "Yeah, he's a total photard. I think the cameraman got the framing wrong during photo day, but there are also rumors that he inhaled several massive hits of helium just before that shot was taken."
by bhbronson October 3, 2010
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phonalingus

having sex over the phone with a woman by explaining what you're fantasizing doing to her - like cybersex but on the phone
Moody: Shit, I can get this done in one day. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, then home for some cybersex with the soulmate.
Runkel: That's not a bad idea.
Moody: Are you kidding, it's a terrible idea! The lighting is subpar; it's very difficult to properly showcase one's dangling majesty. But it sure beats phonalingus.
by Lost Angelino January 25, 2011
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Photoliar

Someone, usually a girl, who post pictures on facebook or an online dating site that drastically misrepresent what they look like in real life. Often using "myspace picture" angles, hiding behind friends, photoshopping, using old pictures, or using blurry/out of focus pictures.
How was your date last night?

Man, that girl is such a photoliar. She looked nothing like her pics.
by DaveD123 November 12, 2012
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Photaggravated

One's reaction when someone takes and unwanted photo of them, often from paparazzi.
Steve: Bro, did you hear about Lady GaGa last night, after all that paparazzi?
Joe: Yeah, she was so Photaggravated.
by CoolCatofBADNESSS June 16, 2016
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Potalto

Definition 1: The other answer to life the universe and everything

Definition 2: Potalto is a common term to describe a purple potato that has mutated to have a face and a personality.
My Potalto sadly got eaten by my pet mogus.
by TraceofTremendous March 13, 2023
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Phogal

A dumb hoe bag skank that thinks she can get through her life modeling for bad photographers.
A phogal is typically blonde, and hangs around older guys that just want an easy lay.
Phogals tend to make bad decisions, and often need to pay people to fuck them, since they're full of diseases and rotten cum from the band members they fuck in garages.
Guy one :" Wowww check out the hot blonde!"
Guy two: "nahh man, shes 12 years old and shes had more dick than a $2 prostitute."
Guy one: "Whatta Phogal.."
by icanteven August 11, 2011
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Photakurazzi

a person (usually a guy) with a camera who, in some shape or form, feels/acts as if girls cosplay just for them to capture photos of; is refereed to the group of anime fans surrounding a cosplayer to take photos of them
This Photakurazzi guy got mad that I decided to shoot with a friend instead of him.

I couldn't walk 5 feet without being surround by the photakurazzi on my way over.
by That Bear May 27, 2013
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