perplexed

To the utmost confusion.

The crowd was perplexed because of the movies plot twist.

by UItmaWepn May 3, 2015

Pericles

A greek god, who makes every girl drool. And plays lacrosse.

That Pericles is good in my pants.

by g-lax#42 May 24, 2009

Peniplegic

When you cannot get an erection because of an injury to the balls. Condition is usually temporary but more severe injury could cause permanent damage.

Liz kicked Dave in the balls and now he is a peniplegic!

by Kennedydp5 March 23, 2010

Peripheral

When a male pulls out his penis and flops it around so that people around him will catch a glimpse of it in their peripheral vision.

Jon gave me a peripheral last night and now I'm having nightmares.

by Cliff Hanger May 27, 2012

perplexic

An extreme state of confusion, insanity, fear.

Johns mom went perplexic when he vomited all over the carpet.

by Mung August 17, 2003

Peripheral Pussy

What an average guy hunts for as he attempts to cling as a hangers on to a group of men of much higher social status or nobility. Typically, the women associated with said group of elite men tend to be of much higher quality than the women to which the average guy would normally be privy.

An after-show party:

Hot dumb groupie: Hey, are you with the band?
Joe Shmoe: No, I'm just here for the peripheral pussy.
Hot dumb groupie: Cute. Well the lead singer is taken for the night. You wanna fuck instead?
Joe Shmoe: No...
Hot dumb groupie: ?...
Joe Shmoe: JK, yes.

by Jacek S. April 30, 2008

Peripherals

When a hot girl walks by, one tells another that they are using their peripherals. This is boy code and should not fall into the hands of the female gender. This is a major NO-NO since the female gender will then discover that they are talking about their 'hot' body parts.

DUDE, PERIPHERALS!

DUDE, I JUST GOT A HUGE BONER FROM MY PERIPHERALS.

MY PERIPHERALS GOT ME A BONER.

PERIPHERALS AT 3 O' CLOCK.

by nrbguy69 May 30, 2009