Mega Pint

Mega=1 million
Mega pint = 1 million pints?

Mega pint = Non existent unit of measurement used to describe the amount of wine required to deal with a gold digging, garbage lady, hoe.

J.D. drank a Mega Pint in an attempt to deal with that bitch Amber Turd.

by HeyItsThisGuy May 19, 2022

Pintsman

A man who is an exceptional beer drinker.

That crafty individual over there is quite the Pintsman.

by yellow_sno July 27, 2011

Mega Pint

A larger than average glass of alcohol needed, when an abusive partner shits in your bed, blacks your eye, cuts of your finger and falsely accuses YOU of being abusive

Lawyer: you had a Mega Pint of red wine

Johnny: A mega Pint?

by Wereyouthere May 23, 2022

Sneaky Pints

The act of going to the pub with one or more colleagues during work hours for beer. The best way to do this is to arrange a false meeting that your boss thinks you're attending while in reality you and the dude from the finance department will be downing pints at an Irish pub.

1 pm Thursday afternoon:

Colleague 1 - "Hey Yuri, don't forget about our 3 o'clock meeting tomorrow with the publishers downtown"

Colleague 2 - "Oh I wouldn't miss that meeting for the world Christian"

3 pm Friday afternoon

Colleague 1 - "Man is this a good Guinness!"

Colleague 2 - "Pints are the best, especially when they are sneaky pints!!!"

by elricochico September 17, 2014

mentally ill pinterest

a mentally ill community that loves mentally ill facebook memes on pinterest.

"i am looking at mentally ill pinterest memes."
"i am on the mentally ill side of pinterest. wbu?"

by depression is my soulmate June 1, 2021

Pintoed

When you pass out at a party and appear to have stopped breathing and thus resulting in the host calling an ambulance, then waking up in hospital the next morning.

This girl pintoed so hard last night and has work at 9 today.

by SkinnyDickDaddy October 22, 2016

pintmen

Men who drink an abundance of pints regularly

You'll find true pintmen at the pub every night of the week.

by Willguy12 October 12, 2016