Phonesia

The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

A bad case of phonesia came over me as I tried to remember which boyfriend I was calling.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

Phonosexual

Anyone with an obsessive sexual attraction to turntables or mixing music.

"I spent my last paycheck on vinyl. I'm a real phonosexual."

Mike: I wasted my entire weekend in the studio.
Dan: You're such a phonosexual, dude.

by AAres January 25, 2010

Phonesnap

When you and a friend are within earshot of each other and text each other but one or both of your phones are on silent you say phonesnap loud enough that they hear you and check their phone. word taken from the snap heard when you close your phone.

During study hall you and (enter generic name) are are few feet away from each other. while you are talking to (enter second generic name) first generic name says phonesnap you check your phone and reply to the text.

by Theresavisineforthat963 December 18, 2008

phonelessness

being without one's cellular device for an extended period of time

my phonelessness has led to a lot of skypeing lately

by brosef von brosevich February 22, 2011

phonelet

word describing new generation of iphones or smart phones that are larger than a phone but smaller than a tablet pc.

Corkey couldn't wait to be the first cool boy in the office to have a phonelet.

by ShadeyHillRanch May 26, 2010

Phonetercourse

Phone sex

Bill: Hows it going with that girl you went out with?
Timmy: Great, we had phonetercourse the other night.

by maniacmixklutz February 12, 2009

i got 2 phones

the "I got 2 phones" originated from the song '2 phones' by Kevin gates.it has been trending numerous times throughout the years but recently its being used by a side of tiktok called "da boys" to express their irritation for what a person is saying in a video and to say that what they are saying has no point and doesn't really make sense. Normally it used used under a lgbtq person or women's video talking about something in their community or something to do with it. A lot of the time its used by salty young men because they don't know what to say because they know their opinion is not only wrong but is more pointless than the video or comment they are replying too. it is a ignorant term and shouldn't be commented under videos discussing serious topics.

woman:the patriarchy is bad
incel:i got 2 phones

by bloo.dior August 30, 2023