noobjaculator

Someone who is new to the practice of ejaculation and or masturbation.

Dude, Bill is such a noobjaculator, he nearly cried at the end of ookie cookie because he was new to it and it took him too long to ejaculate so he had to eat the cookie when everybody else was done.

by circle-jerker December 22, 2008

noobfaggot

a noob that does something so n00b that he/she goes beyond being a regular noob and becomes a noobfaggot.

Tom Cruise went from noob to noobfaggot when he announced he was a Scientologist.

by noobnumber1 September 29, 2011

noobastake

Is said of a mistake that was made by a newbie.

Comes from the fusification of the words n00b and mistake in a way that sounds like the band Hoobastank. Listening to them might be considered a mistake.

Coined by LeDur while speaking with a friend that ended up getting charged unecessarily at an ATM - Nov 1st 2012

Dude: Man I forgot to switch to Geico and then I got charged with fees on this no-fee ATM!
Dude's friend: Those are such noobastakes!

by LeDur February 7, 2013

nooblar

The lord of all noobs. Nooblar is the biggest insult in the computer gaming world. One who is a nooblar should be avoided at all cost.

-What do you mean you don't know how to auto respawn,I dub thee nooblar, Lord of the noobs-

by john doza January 30, 2005

noobageddon

a sudden wave of noobs joining your server and making the game suck/lag with their crapness

1337_player: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! the server is full of NOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!
It's like NOOBAGEDDON!

by Arrow January 10, 2005

Noobasauras Rex

To be a mega noob. To achieve this, you must be incredibly horrible at a game. These creatures tend to talk back in noob-like language unknown to normal humans

Samm3h:Wow i got a triple kill, woot
ZomgitzJacob(noob):OMFG I PWN4D U N00BZOR ROR ROR ROR, I R TEH L337 PWNAGE!
Game Voice talking to noob:Double kill!
Noob:ZOMG I R TEH PWNZOR 4 LYFE WOOTZO4! DOUBLE BEATS TRIPLE KILL ANY FKN DAY!
Samm3h: Noobasauras Rex!
*noob leaves game*

by Samm3h January 8, 2008

Noobasaurus

Adj. meaning that a person is a total noob at what he, she or other does. This usually is used when you forget how to do a simple task, like getting into a car in a video game. It comes from Tobygames when he is describing himself when he plays video games.

OMG i'm a total noobasaurus at this game... please don't burn my house down.

by theroyfer June 22, 2011