nonebrity

Somebody who manages to maintain celebrity status despite having done nothing to merit it.

“Tara Palmer Tomkinson is a nonebrity”

by Andy Thorley September 28, 2004

Nonev

In furry fiction, a word used to distinguish wild animals from anthropomorphic ones. A contraction of 'non-evolved'. Solves the problem of how there can be bipedal talking foxes in a story alongside four-legged yapping ones.

"Jareth NyteFyre, the mighty wolven swordsman, paused at the stream, awed by the sight of a nonev ancestor drinking in the moonlight."

by AlexReynard January 11, 2009

nonymoose

A nonymoose is a twat wannabe hacker, who thinks he can take down the whole FBI network, when actually he can't even take down your mum's Tesco router.

Nonymoose: omg l0l im gonna shrek da CIA und FBI wiv my £6000 booter lulz

Friend: You're such a fucking nonymoose.

by Worrying Anal Seepage November 23, 2014

Nosey Elephant

The act of sneaking up behind someone while they are seated and draping your penis over their shoulder as stealthily as possible.

She was so engrossed in her magazine article that I sent in the Nosey Elephant to see what was up.

by Jim Jerka February 5, 2013

the nosey neighbor

When one of your buddy’s is getting it on with his woman you get naked and sneak into their room. You slowly make your way to their bed and then you start to whack it.
Right when your about to blow your load you scream out who’s naked!!! And blow a load on the girls face.

Dude fucking your stupid brother got me n my girl hella bad with the nosey neighbor last week what a fucking asshole!

by the clitt commander March 22, 2009

Noseybonk

A demonic, dream-haunting creature from the pits of hell that appeared on an 80's TV show for kids called "Jigsaw". Recently, Dr. Ashens has made a few attempts of imitation in order to warn future generations of this indescribable evil.

He has been know to grow nosegays in an attempt to flood the world with his plant-like brethren. Luckily he was foiled by James Bond.

-I had a nightmare last night...

-Aww, c'mon, it couldn't have been too bad...

-Noseybonk was in it

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA




-I just saw the video on Youtube where Noseybonk grows nosegays...

-Welcome to the world of nightmares dude!

by Mrr. Dark October 23, 2008

bar none

tops, the best, no one is better than you

I'm the best dancer in here, bar none.

by Lisha aka BaBiGuRL November 24, 2003