Noseybonk

A demonic, dream-haunting creature from the pits of hell that appeared on an 80's TV show for kids called "Jigsaw". Recently, Dr. Ashens has made a few attempts of imitation in order to warn future generations of this indescribable evil.

He has been know to grow nosegays in an attempt to flood the world with his plant-like brethren. Luckily he was foiled by James Bond.

-I had a nightmare last night...

-Aww, c'mon, it couldn't have been too bad...

-Noseybonk was in it

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA




-I just saw the video on Youtube where Noseybonk grows nosegays...

-Welcome to the world of nightmares dude!

by Mrr. Dark October 23, 2008

stab your brain with your nosebone

Ok ok so its not a word no biggie. If you listen to any hip hop at all you have probably heard this line upwards of 20 times. It comes from the Mobb Deep song "Shook Ones". this line is probably more popular than any other line in hip hop.

"Rock you in ya face stab your brain witch yer nosebone
You all alone in these streets cousin
Every man for dey self in dis lan' we be gunin'
an keep dem shook crew runin...."
-Mobb Deep "Shook Ones"

by Jarrod April 5, 2005

nosebone

The fictional bone in the nose; word used when referring to when the nose touches the brain, usually from blunt force trauma to the face.

Rock you in your face, stab your brain with your nosebone. - "Q.U. Hectic," by Mobb Deep (The Infamous, 1995)

by J. Martin December 1, 2003

noseboner

When someone's nose is so huge it looks like a boner.
You swear there nose is getting bigger every minute.

"HOLY SHIT, that fat ass chick is gettin a noseboner!!!!"
"Oh my gahwd your right!"
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"Dude, at the beginning of class her nose was like normal, but I swear it grew half a foot since then"
"SHES GOT A NOSEBONER!"
"OH NO THE NOSEBONERS HAVE INVADED US"
"Bro, just chill, to the next episode."
"Oh, ok, i'm good now"

by Estretoseten May 31, 2015

Noseboned

When you not only pharm a situation but when you completely boch it

1:I was giving myself a haircut and cut a Chuck out on accident. I pharmed it real bad

2: no bro, u noseboned it

by j skrilla January 5, 2014

Nosebooking

Nosebook - noun
Nosebooking - verb

The Social Media activity engaged in by domesticated canids during their Constitutional walks.

Using their heightened sense of smell - and the scent markers carried in their excretory systems, dogs engage in Nosebooking by seeking-out posts by their "Nb Friends" (and especially Strangers and "Adversaries").

The Nosebooker can do anything from tapping a quick "Like", an brief "Wow" - or a massive...Opinion.

Neil Clark - 4/17/2021

"TomDog started Nosebooking by checking new Posts on our Home-Page, spritzing a brief remark on the fire hydrant - and carefully chose where to leave a substantial Declaration...which Dad 'picked-up'

by nedlark April 18, 2021