the SUN. the literal light of this world. the thing that lights up the sky every single morning. the man we would all commit arson for. the man who you can hardly understand. the man with insane cheekbones. the man who treats his fans like old friends, like he’s known them his whole life. the man who has NOT ONE skippable song. the man we all go silent for.

a stupid MAN: what the fvck is that ! ouch it’s hurting my eyes !!
me: oh my god THATS LOUIS TOMLINSON !! my king, you may now have my hand in marriage . i love you .

louis tomlinson by thatlarriebitch January 13, 2021

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harry tomlinson

harrys styles’ real name because he is married to louis tomlinson.

everyone knows that it’s harry tomlinson not louis styles

harry tomlinson by larrie678 October 17, 2020

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louis tomlinson

singer from doncaster. talented and handsome as hell. he's the most lovely person
treats his fans like friends<3
his debut album 'Walls' is out NOW! go stream it

stan louis tomlinson

louis tomlinson by florchis February 11, 2020

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louis tomlinson

louis is the center of the universe, and carries the entire music industry on his back. also harry styles husband.

“did you see harry holding olivia wilde’s hand today?!”

“yeah, that’s fake asf bro. he’s been with louis tomlinson for 10 years. still together, still going strong.”

louis tomlinson by larryisreal2828282828 February 11, 2021

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my first real crush was louis tomlinson

Quote said by the fabulous fetus Harry Styles when an interviewer ask him who was his first real crush, and that was his answer, and you know what? It was actually mutual and they´ve discussed it.

H-"My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson", I- "What he thinks about yet?", H-"Its mutual, we´ve discussed it"

my first real crush was louis tomlinson by Lou´s Fooking avocados November 10, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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