Muredr Inc.

(N.) How Dumb F**ks spell their own sweet-a** record label.

It's the M-U-R-E-D-R Inc. I'm the rapper who fags, and totes tampax in bags... -Ja "Mini-Me" Rule

by G-Union May 8, 2003

muffed

to high five someone's face aggressively

damn! he just muffed the bartender!

by deadcaity May 29, 2011

muffed

to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.

I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.

by crazy muffer August 7, 2010

Marfed

Marfed is when your cat throws up a not completely dead mouse or similar small animal.

Nug was on the couch wheezing and then he Marfed . The mouse , a little stunned woke up and scattered.

Holy shit Sam. I swear you owe me a new car. I drove you home and right when we stopped, you Marfed up that Lasagna and it moved.

by Torbert November 9, 2018

Muffed

When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.

Your life got muffed

You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.

by victems October 21, 2013

Murled

The effects of a long night of drinking and partying will cause you to be completely hungover and often cause you to resemble Murl Haggard

"dude that shitty wiskey got me so murled the next day"

by James DePoyster December 17, 2008

Murbed

making a mistake. See also: fucked, messed.

Jay- "How'd your date go?"
Ryan- "Not good, I really murbed it up by taking my dick out prematurely."
Jay- "You're such a murby."

by stillagmenfan October 11, 2017