To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.
Coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while Coal got very little.
by nigga obie June 12, 2011
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Mumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Mumping.
Mumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Mumping.
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by Muffintop January 23, 2008
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by denizen August 27, 2006
Get the murfing mug.The act of having sex with goats, or could also mean the man taking it from behind while the parter makes high pitched squeaking noises.
by Beninyours May 19, 2018
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by Gem-stone September 26, 2019
Get the Muming mug.A sexual move when a group of men take a muffin and masturbate all over it and the last person to masturbate on it has to shove it up his ass
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