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murfing

To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.
Coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while Coal got very little.
by nigga obie June 12, 2011
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Mumping

(Aka Man Pumping)
Mumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Mumping.
Floyd was caught mumping on the subway but felt no shame.
by ManPump May 15, 2017
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muffingasm

when one experiences an orgasm over one with a muffin top.
While at a party, Kevin experienced a muffingasm over Tina's muffin top.
by Muffintop January 23, 2008
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murfing

Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.
I spent all day murfing housing in Seattle and ended up learning about orca whales.
by denizen August 27, 2006
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mumsing

The act of having sex with goats, or could also mean the man taking it from behind while the parter makes high pitched squeaking noises.
My girl and I love mumsing for a nice intimate night together.
by Beninyours May 19, 2018
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Muming

Like ageing but totally irrelevant to age. Just the effects of motherhood. I.e (back pain) (memory loss) (sleeplessness) (constipation)
Look at us muming away, I can’t even run fast anymore.
by Gem-stone September 26, 2019
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Soggy Muffing

A sexual move when a group of men take a muffin and masturbate all over it and the last person to masturbate on it has to shove it up his ass
"Bill you lost now you have to put the muffin in your ass, you know the rules of soggy muffing!"
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