by Jaded Monkey June 16, 2004
Get the Metronessmug. by Josh January 14, 2005
Get the metromug. A term ruined by bogans who think wearing a pink shirt makes them metrosexual. You can spot an imposter because their white leather shoes have been scuffed and dirty since about 5 mins after they bought them.
bogan1: Do ya like my new pink polo shirt? It works a treat with the ladies.
bogan2: Isn't that the one you wore all week?
bogan1: I'll just spray some deoderant on it. How metro is that?
bogan2: What time are the chicks coming round?
bogan1: Hour or so.
bogan2: Well I'm done getting ready, lets go kick the footy till they rock up.
bogan1: sweet
bogan2: Isn't that the one you wore all week?
bogan1: I'll just spray some deoderant on it. How metro is that?
bogan2: What time are the chicks coming round?
bogan1: Hour or so.
bogan2: Well I'm done getting ready, lets go kick the footy till they rock up.
bogan1: sweet
by DoctorOfPuppets September 7, 2008
Get the metromug. A fuckin funny lookin piece of shit car that if rear ended by a 1977 Crysler Cordoba, the rear end actually becomes the front end.
by Whizerd_ April 9, 2004
Get the metromug. “Did you see Mark yesterday, he was wearing a dress and his face was full of makeup. He’s not gay tho” said Robert. “it’s okay tho cuz he said No Metro.”
by Him fr August 12, 2023
Get the No Metromug. Philip Todd. A starbucks drinking, slick clothes wearing yuppy from "metro" detroit. Can very easily be conceived as being a gay man but is very openly hetero. Likes to flaunt extravagant objects and fancy clothing as to prove to other less fortunate people that they do not belong in his society. Has been known to import coffee from South Central Africa due to the rich flavors and high caffeine levels that the region is known for. Very suspicious individual that is purely out to make himself look better than his peers!
As Phil walked down to the cafeteria with his french press in hand ready to make another pot of his fancy African coffee, his co-workers all snidely remarked "Metro"....."Metro!"
by Fellow Metro March 3, 2004
Get the metromug. The best means of transportation if you are a teenager living in LA. you can get from the valley to the beach in and hour and a half , if your lucky . wich is prety fuking awsum , considering it would take anyone near the 101 a lifetime to travel the same distance, but of course there are a few bad things about going metro, for one , the busses are not as common on smalll streets , or streets metro chose to not give a shit about, Two there will be an ocasional bum taking up half the back of the buss with his mobile cardboard appartment . Three , thoes korean old ladies sure can get nasty if you happen to be sitting in the front of the buss , where they are prioretized. four , most of us more frequent metro goers , will have noticed that every buss driver seems to be an African american female, with freaky five inch nails , that makes you wonder if she can properly handle that steering wheel. but overall, metro is the shit.
ex1) forgot his metro buss pass and he had to hitchhike to school.
ex2)that korean lady just beat the shit out me with chiken for refusing to get up and give her my seat.
ex3) the bum sitting next to susie on the buss gave her a love hug and she never recovered
ex2)that korean lady just beat the shit out me with chiken for refusing to get up and give her my seat.
ex3) the bum sitting next to susie on the buss gave her a love hug and she never recovered
by keyboardpenny August 8, 2008
Get the metromug.