McConaughey

To think out loud while obviously stoned

Joe loves to McConaughey in his new Buick, must be because he's tripping balls all the time

by preppyaf February 17, 2015

McConnellism

Placing party over country, even if it means jeopardizing the integrity of American elections -- while lining the pockets of the wealthy and corporations and enabling a lawless president.

Mitch McConnell was sentenced to 20 years in prison after being found guilty of McConnellism

by dogeared August 3, 2019

Miss McConnell

Pet name for the Republican Leader in the U.S. Senate, Mitch McConnell of Kentucky.

"Miss" highlights the fact that McConnell is very widely rumored to be America's most prominent closeted homosexual.

Comment on Wonkette: "Mitch cries every time a good staffer pulls out."

Woman: Why are they saying that? What can it mean?
Man: I think it was a jibe at 'Miss McConnell'?
Woman: Why are you calling my dear leader in the Senate 'Miss'?
Man: Because he's a closeted homo.
Woman:Oh, really?
Man: Yup, just imagine what else 'Miss McConnell' is lying to you about.

by Paul Revere rides again July 15, 2011

McDonald's WiFi

1. WiFi given out at McDonald's
2. Very terrible WiFi I used when writing this

McDonald's WiFi SUCKS
Real Maccas or bad WiFi
Bad WiFi m8

by SkeletonGuy November 17, 2018

Father McFondles

Generic name for a priest who molests children.

No Father McFondles! I don't want to play deep sea submarines again!

by Procket Man April 5, 2015

Ronald McDonald

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.

Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?

by anonymous November 22, 2004

Riley McDonough

1.A very hawt bassist/vocalist
2.John Mayer's bro
3.Someone with great hair

Evertime I type in awesome on my iphone, it auto corrects to Riley McDonough

by mysterioushorseman December 30, 2010