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Bitch McConnell

An updated name for Mitch McConnell now that he has become Nancy Pelosi's bitch.
Mitch McConnell is now more accurately referred to as Bitch McConnell since he is now Nancy Pelosi's bitch.
by BuffDudeTotally January 12, 2021
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McConaughey

A guy that always finds an excuse to take his shirt off is "pulling a McConaughey".
My neighbor goes to the mailbox shirtless everyday, just to give the neighborhood yentas something to meow about....I swear that guys is "pulling a McConaughey".
by dehubb133 October 16, 2008
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Mitch McConnell

The blue whale's anus can open 3.5 feet, making it the second largest asshole in the world next to Mitch McConnell.
I was so constipated from eating that cheeseball last night that my asshole stretched out to the size of Mitch McConnell when I took a shit this morning.
by Dr. Derpal J. Trump September 24, 2020
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Brad McConnell

A little old man, he tends to work twice as hard as anyone else while only getting half as much done. He is very small, but a master of karate, his mind is his dojo, he floats like a butterfly and stings like a weaker butterfly.
Man, I wouldn't fight Tim Lamay if I were you, he's a scary dude!
Are you kidding? He's a regular Brad McConnell
by RoderC January 8, 2019
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Drew McConnell

A hugely talented musician who seems to always be giving to some form of charity. Bassist of Babyshambles, singer/guitarist/bassist/founder of Helsinki, and off to form some other amazing band soon.
Is there anything Drew McConnell can't do?
by A Dismal Caricature June 15, 2008
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McConnellized

The factory I work in has been McConnellized, its being shut down and moved to China.
by HillbillyReport January 21, 2008
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Jamie Mcconnell

Jamie Mcconnell is someone from Belfast who goes by the name “Black Moose” he is an aspiring pornographer who lost his virginity at the ripe age of 26.
Jamie Mcconnell is so good I love his Black Moose videos
by Ya Boi is thicc November 15, 2019
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