The in-bed mathematics that one performs in order to calculate how many hours or minutes they will be able to sleep for if they fall asleep immediately. Usually this is done in desperation after failing multiple attempts at falling asleep. The calculations usually begin while uncomfortably lying awake and trying to force yourself to sleep, you use the time you intend to sleep by and the time you have to get up, and all time in between is the Mathematress calculated sleep time.
*Guy looks over at the clock* "Shit it's already 3 and I have to be up at 8...well Mathematress says I'll only get 5 hours if I can get to sleep right now.....right now......damn!
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The second major label and third studio album by american Hip-Hop artist Eminem, it was released on May 20th, 2000 and September 11th, 2000 in the United Kingdom. The album is Eminem's most successful album selling 1.76 million copies it's first week making it the fastest selling rap album in history beating out Snoop Dogg's label debut Doggystyle. The album went on to be certified Diamond, the album was very controversial at the time manly for it's attack on Gays and Lesbians in lyrics to the songs which promoted GLADD to protest the album telling record stores to take the album off the shelves and Radio DJs to not promote the album. The most controversial song on the album is "Kim" in which Eminem kills his then wife Kim Marthers/Scott the clean version of the album takes the song out and replaces with "The Kids". The controversy came to a head at the Grammy Awards which Em was nominated for Best Rap Album which GLADD protested, Eminem responded by playing "Stan" with artist Elton John singing Dido's parts.
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To understand many branches of science, one must be well versed in mathematical knowledge.
Dog: Hey, lets go do something fun!
Boy: Mathematical!
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Boy: Mathematical!
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2. When I was in Calculus, I could have went to the tutor for help, but it wouldn't have mathemattered.
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John Nash (from "A Beautiful Mind") could be described as a mathemagician
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