Someone who figures out that his cell phone number is the product of two prime numbers or the sum of two consecutive cubes.

Dr. Ian, a retired mathematician, had an aha! moment last week, when he found out that his mobile number is the product of two primes: 2,879 × 396,733; last year, he also discovered that his second mistress's number is the sum of 1308³ and 1309³.

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by MathPlus May 24, 2017

Asked for a testimony to the effect that Emmy Noether was a great woman mathematician, he said: I can testify that she is a great mathematician, but that she is a woman, I

cannot swear.

cannot swear.

by G Gorkenheimer April 06, 2006

Possibly, on average, the smartest people around since they can actually back up their knowledge with rigorous proof. Someone who specializes in pure or applied mathematics.

by algebrator July 30, 2009

by ponybalogna June 16, 2018

A sexual act where one person (male or female) kneels at a man's side, and with the fingers of one hand probes the anus in a calculator-button pushing motion. The other hand grips the penis and strokes it in a crank handle fashion, as if he or she is operating an old-time crank-handle calculator.

Sally promised the college math professor that if she performed the mathematician on him he would shout out prime numbers at the top of his lungs.

by 0 00 January 08, 2006