Masturblacktion

The process of muting a Rebecca Black YouTube video to be able to masturbate to it.

Father: "Son, I feel like we need to talk about something..." Son: "Dad I saw you doing some masturblacktion last night."
Father: "Don't tell your mother."

by Mr. Word Knower July 22, 2011

masterjackabate

an intense form of masterbating. make sure you have a llama handy.

Tyler: "what did you do this weekend?"
Sam: "Oh, nothing. How about you?"
Tyler: "I was by myself so I decided to masterjackabate. It was like serious masterjackabation."
Sam: "With your llama?"
Tyler: "DUH!"

by sexualpredator696969696969love November 4, 2009

Masterwackit

To masturbate consecutively three or more times

Dude I definetly need to Masterwackit, she just left my house

by NickFrank July 26, 2010

masturbark

To masturbate a dog.

Tom is masturbarking.

by erima January 19, 2008

masturbaceous

1. Relating to or having the qualities of the act of masturbation.

2. A misspelling of masturbacious or masturbalicious.

The patient had severe inflammation of the masturbaceous glands brought on by near-constant abuse, and was given an ointment.

by geniusiknowit November 11, 2008

masturbank

The mental database within which you store images of women you will masturbate to later.

Ryan: Hey, look at that one girl's ass.

Matthew: Yeah, she's definitely going into my masturbank.

by Jabroni Johnson August 25, 2011

Masterlackivation

The lack of motivation experienced after jerking off.

Zach was suppose to write a paper until masterlackivation set in.

by the_wood December 26, 2009