Mr Crosby

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Oh dude, that guy is such a Mr Crosby

by dudewut69 June 6, 2015

mr collins

a bald cunt who likes to sing to his darling all day , a mr Collins is a retard at his job and everything in life

you run like such a mr Collins

your such a mr collins

by steven maynardsteven maynard February 6, 2018

Mr Clean

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of one man cumming profusely into the eyebrows of another bald man, thus giving him the appearance of Mr. Clean. It is then customary for the bald man to clean both the bathroom and the kitchen.

"The way that bald guy in the wheelchair was checking you out, he's just begging for a Mr Clean"

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

mr cox

A teacher that likes to smile and help students get to work. A funny kind man ! Usually likes to work in a maths department as that is is favourite.

In his spare time likes to smoke 😂

“Mr cox he is an amazing teacher

by Mathswithsomeone January 13, 2018

Mr Chow

“Mr. Chow” the true Ching Chang bing of white asians. Chow is very well known for his amazing skills and ideas such as the trade marked Chow Pants advertised by KUN FAOUU CHOOPing his crotch to show its true Asian powers. He credited with arm wrestling both Xi Jingping , and Bruce Lee at the same time emerging victoriously. He truly is the sexist Asian man alive and despite his race he has a very long noodle.

Person 1: Oh daaame who is that

Person 2: Oh that. That Mr Chow
Person 1: He got a really tight ass

by Chow Fan Page December 27, 2019

Mr Cum

Mr Cum is the infamous man who will eat all of your cummies. And when he does this, he will lick his lips while moaning from the intense pleasure he will be getting from your spunkywunkies. Your jizzywizzy will fuel his power. Once he has obtained your cum, he will be unstoppable. Run. Run from Mr Cum.

Steve: "Oh boy, I sure do love having my cum in a jar. I sure hope that Mr Cum doesn't eat it."
Mr Cum: *Eats Steve's cum*
Steve: "Oh no, now we are all doomed!"

by Sussy Bazinga October 29, 2022

The Mr Clarke

A sexual act in which one has anal sex with a man or woman, and after internal ejaculation, proceeds to remove the penis, and with the seamen and feces still on the tip, draw a brown and white moustache on their partners face. To which they then say "pleasure to meet you Mr Clarke"

"Met a girl on tinder last night, we did the Mr Clarke. She was very polite"

by The Hard Bard October 12, 2021