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A mythical creature believed by ancient stories to live in Cyprus. His sighting has never been confirmed however it is believed that he lives among us. Witnesses have claimed that he has an extraordinarily large penis and muscles, and in general is at peek of male dominance, some even consider a god
Guy 1: “Bro how do you get all the girls at every party?!”
Guy2: “ Im just a marios bro, been working out for many years
Marios by N I G E R S November 22, 2021
Marios is a usual greek name for boys.He most time is gay and gets no hoes. He is a bit smart and has a small cock
Hoe: Hi Marios do you want to be friends
Marios: No sorry i am gay
Marios by Autamearesoun November 28, 2021
Super-tall mega man but has the smallest pp in the earth but tells people about his being huuge
Marios is BFFs with ms rickets
Marios by JOE MAMA BIDEN December 4, 2021
Man who wears ankle socks, but he’s alright I guess
Hey look there’s Marios! Oh… he’s wearing ankle socks.”
Marios by TrulyAmazing December 26, 2025

Marios Vives

Pame ligo vives nai re aragma yeah
Kris: wow... you're pure vives
Marios: i know.. I'm literally Marios Vives
Marios Vives by Acab1312Tsek July 3, 2020

marios gonna do somthing very illegal

Mario: Marios gonna make sure you never a-walk again. You took my a-speget now i-ma hit a your kneecaps backwords with a basball bat, WAHOO
Give me my speget or marios gonna do somthing very illegal