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Latino Man’s Mattress 

typically a gay white man who exclusively seeks out Hispanic men who are preferably immigrants and speak little to only passible English for sex and dating.

They tend to be older but younger ones have sprung up since Maluma. A common attribute of these low lives is they make an effort to learn enough Spanish to get laid and make an effort to sound like they have a Hispanic accent but really they just sound desperate for Latino cock.
“Kevin goes down south for sex, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress

“John has been fucked by every top at the Latino bar, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress
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Paid Latinos for Trump 

A small group of Arizona Hispanics who’ve been bribed to say they’re for the re-election of the Racist in Chief.
Paid Latinos for Trump ooze love for him now that they’ve got air conditioning!

Latino Wall 

(noun). a barrier, family, or large group of latinos that makes it difficult to move to another destination when walking in a mall or any other public area
Austin and Ryan were walking through the mall to get to the food court when they suddenly ran into a latino wall blocking their path.
Latino Wall by ShiBaBa December 30, 2011
Any one who is, or whos ancestors are from a country with a latin based language. For example- Spanish, Portuguese, Romanian, French, Galician, Occitan, Aromanian, Aragonese and Catalan.
Alejandro- So, where are you from?
Alexandru- Romania.
Alejandro- Cool! Latino pride!
Alexandru- Yipeee!
Latino by Marquitos November 17, 2006
Latino's/latina's are a race by languadge but are from different countrys e.g. italy,france,portugal,spain & south americans etc. just because someone is black doesnt mean they arnt latin. All you north americans have it wrong. I am italian australian i speak italian that makes me latino.They all tha romance languadges.
Latino Pride Paesani!
Latino by lil paesan July 3, 2007

Latinomite 

1. Latino + Dynamite = Latinomite
2. Phrase coined by Charles Chopper Chavez
3. A Don Juan
4. An Old School Vato
5. A Latin Lover
"Charles Chopper Chavez is latinomite!"

"Girl, my bf is fuckin' latino-mite! He lays that shit down old-school style!"
Latinomite by Mark Rodriguez September 26, 2005

Hurricane Latrina

A category 5 shitstorm with a terrible aftermath.
I had really bad Thai food last night. My bathroom looks like it was hit by Hurricane Latrina.