Lawyer

Someone you hire to cost you extra money and slow down your work.

I just got my lawyer to look over the documents.

by palysando December 23, 2012

Lawyer

A cold heartless person that ruins peoples lives

person 1:I just got my first case as a lawyer

person 2:poor you

by Jimmyd1 February 28, 2019

lawyering

Verb.
1. Of, or relating to the act of being screwed over by an expert lawyer.

2. Being thoroughly trounced by an expert lawyer in a court of law.

3. A threat of legal action.

1. "I've just had a lawyering I'll never forget"

2. "He got a right good lawyering from his ex-wife and now he sleeps in a cardboard box!"

3. "If you do that, I'll give you a lawyering you'll never forget"

by Mikey Hopkins February 26, 2004

Lawyer

A bloodsucking leech who thinks he's all that...all in all a fuckhead.

Peter Banning in the movie 'Hook' is a lawyer who even the Lost Boys hate.

by xtremestuff September 14, 2009

lawyered

the act of having proved someone wrong with impeccable logic

Sara W: I am definitely smarter than you!
Mike: oh yeah, do you even know what carbon dating is?
Sara W: um, um, uh noooo..
Mike: Therefore, I'm smarter than you, you've just been lawyered!

by DanQ January 4, 2008

lawyer

A person expert in the rules of government that give structure to a society. Often useful and a requirement of modern life. In the US the number of lawyers has proliferated beyond all reasonable need and they often collude to make work for each other (see: Congress). Have a bad reputation due to overly exhorbitant fees and a number of highly publicized cases where a lawyer does not serve his client properly.

My wife fell and broke her arm in the supermarket because they left a trap door open. I guess I'll need a lawyer.

Some lawyer befriended my grandmother and got her to change her will on her death bed cutting off the charities she was going to leave her estate to and leave it to him instead.

by Gunder January 30, 2007

lawyers

about 99% of them are greedy and ignorant
the cause of a lot of societies problems
the cause of 100% of todays ridiculous law system and tolerance for the idiocity (liability,malpractice,suing,hate crimes all bullshit)
they dont realize or care that people make mistakes they just want half of your paycheck.

Person: Yea im considering on becoming a doctor
Person's Friend: cool, well i want to become a lawyer
Person: Have fun in Hell, lawyers suck

by thestoges8889 May 28, 2007