lawyerdog 

An image of a dog in a lawyer's office, wearing a suit and a pair glasses. Because if its randomness, the only proper way to respond to a picture of lawyerdog is "wut".

A: {posts picture of lawyerdog}
B: wut
C: wut
D: wut
etc...

lawyerdog by qwertyblab May 28, 2008

Lawyerd 

A term frequently used by Marshal in the tv show How I met your mother. Marshal uses this whenever he verbally finishes off any untrue (or contradicting) proclamation and the other party has nothing else to say.

Barney: Prostitution is the worlds oldest profession.
Marshal: You really think so?
Barney: Yeah I bet cavewomen got like an extra fish or something if they put out.
Marshal: So the oldest profession would be fisherman.
Barney: Withdrawn.
Marshal: Lawyerd...
Barney:....

Lawyerd by Stibinoezem September 14, 2010

hadda layerdown 

WHEN SOME LIBROL MOWS GRASS CLIBBINS ON THE RODE AND YER FORCED TO SLIDE YER HAWG SIDEWAYZ ON THE RODE.

THAT LIBROL CUNT SHOT HER CLIBBINS ON THE RODE AND ME AND BARB HADDA LAYERDOWN. GOBBLESS

hadda layerdown by DoinGodsWork July 17, 2023

Lawyering 

The act of doing or performing lawyer like tasks.

Nikki was the best at lawyering.
She went to work to do some lawyering.
All the other lawyers were impressed by her lawyering skills.

Lawyering by Rahc September 8, 2007

lawyer dog 

When a person is arrested and does not want to be questioned without legal representation, requesting a lawyer dog, or a "lawyer dawg" should stop the questioning until you get your legal representation...unless you are in Louisiana. They dont care about stuff like constitutional rights

The Louisiana Supreme Court has refused to hear an appeal from a suspect who says police should have stopped questioning him after he said, “… so why don’t you just give me a lawyer dog.”

lawyer dog by Lawyerdawg November 4, 2017

lawyering 

Verb.
1. Of, or relating to the act of being screwed over by an expert lawyer.

2. Being thoroughly trounced by an expert lawyer in a court of law.

3. A threat of legal action.

1. "I've just had a lawyering I'll never forget"

2. "He got a right good lawyering from his ex-wife and now he sleeps in a cardboard box!"

3. "If you do that, I'll give you a lawyering you'll never forget"

lawyering by Mikey Hopkins February 26, 2004

Lawyerd 

Use this whenever someone is being annoying.

Person #1: Hey have you seen the new episode of.....
You: Lawyerd
Person #2: Yeah it was pretty good
You: Lawyerd
Person #1: What does Lawyerd mean?
You: Lawyerd

Lawyerd by ynitsusej September 27, 2021