Definitions by SkankyHo

Lawyer 

Last career choice available to those with a serious brain injury

Father (to son): What happens if you ride your bike without a helmet?
Son: My head will hit the ground and my brains will fall out.
Father: And then what?
Son: I have to be a lawyer
Father: And we don't want that, do we?
Son (with horror): NNOOOOO!

Lawyer by SkankyHo June 4, 2008