krooz

Krooz (sic) is the barry spelling of cruise, meaning a meet, usually on an evening where barryboys meet up and rev their car engines, try to do burnouts, donuts and handbrake turns.
Kroozes generate lots of noise and are generally antisocial.
The police usually get involved and barrys tend to drive off very quickly to another location.

Mate, are you going to the krooz tonight?
There's a krooz on saturday night.
I've built this new internet krooz website and i'm going to be an admin!

by barryboys admin girlie September 26, 2005

Kroger Brand

used to describe something that is unsatisfactory, cheap, or bad quality

"Your car sounds so bad it's Kroger Brand!"

by dreadtoad December 18, 2008

kroger cart tan

A tan one receives from pushing carts during the summer at Kroger. The tan is everywhere on the body that has not been covered by the Kroger uniform.

Joe: Jane, your kroger cart tan looks nice!
Jane: I know, don't you love how only my calves, forearms, neck, and face are slightly tanned? I sure do!

by maria l. September 25, 2006

kroger

a forced labor camp in which poor people are forced to complete useless tasks at the beckoning of five bazillion bosses each having they're own stupid idosynchrocies.

"hey man wutz up? Jus goin to work. Where? Kro-er..hell."

by mat April 1, 2003

Kroon

Slapping an individual with such force that they experience sudden death.

Random 1: "Haven't seen Zurham in a while, where he been at?"

Random 2: "Bitch was talking shit so I kroon'd him."

by incestbrah August 6, 2011

krooshalize

Krooshalizer: a device usually a water bottle, with 2 extra holes. a small hole just big enough for your roach or blunt or whatver. a shotgun. and the mouthpiece. you can also stick the blunt in a bong in the hit piece to krooshalize it.

"yo dude lets krooshalize this blunt"

by vissss September 11, 2009

kroop

basically a Bay Area term that means hella chill or cool depending on whether you're using it as a noun or adjective. Kroop can be anything.

Noun: "She's a kroop! we should hella hang out with her sometime"

Adj: *Comes back from kickback* "Ahhh today was a hella kroop day"

Verb: "Dude let's kroop sometime!"

Interjection: *gets digits from hot black girl* "AW KROOP!"

by summerfunktionz November 8, 2013