keister discharge 

during the process of anal sex the women's shit oozes out of the side walls while penis is still inserted in the anus.

JAKE was crying when he found out that his aunt gave me a keister discharge.

keister discharge by er0315 May 24, 2005

keister feaster 

One who enjoys licking anothers anus. Also see rim job

That guy couldnt get enough of my bung hole. What a freakin' keister feaster!

keister feaster by GhengisGhandi March 24, 2008

keistered a peacock 

For someone to keep something that everyone wants till the novelty wears off then brings it out.

eli held on to the peach snaps all night till everyone was over drinking then pulls it out "oh he just keistered a peacock"

keistered a peacock by Cornelius roundtable January 8, 2017

Keisterpop 

A butt plug

Suck on that strawberry keisterpop, you dirty slut.

Keisterpop by OldDirtyBastard69 January 26, 2021

Chuck Klosterman

Chuck Klosterman is a bearded North-American bespectacled gopher, journalist for various magazines and the author of books of pop-culture analysis such as Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. Often called the "angsty novelty-scholar nephew of Hunter S. Thompson" by no one, Klosterman picks up subjects such as movies, serial killers, 80's glam-metal and television where bored suburban teenagers left off and entertains his own witty opinions as creative subject matter.
His books can be found in the backpacks of most hipster photography majors and cited on blogs.

Klosterman is important in the world of pop-literature by ensuring the millions of trivia-surfing, internet-era college students that their sweeping opinions of today's culture based on surface-medias is damn good enough to be a well-rounded human.
Woody Allen surely could not have done Chuck's job any better.

Liam: "I never realized how whimsical it could be to talk about John Wayne Gacy but Chuck Klosterman makes it so easy you'd think the guy was as cool to have met as Elvis!"
Chadley: "Right?? Want to come over later and watch the John Stuart show, some George Lopez standup and Carl Sagan lectures??"
Liam: "Fraid not, bro, Matilda and I have plans to smoke a bowl and go to a thrift store to people watch for the lulz."

Chuck Klosterman by pynchin February 2, 2013

keister 

1. what you need to get up off of...

2. bulbous enclosure of fat located at the back of the bus, can be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.

get off your damn keister and get in the game

keister by ob1 March 30, 2004

Kristers 

kristers is a generally nice guy and will always know what to say to keep you happy, however kristers sometimes forgets to keep himself happy. he is a great joker and loves messing around, however there is a down side to kristers as sometimes he can be very sensitive. you are very lucky to have a kristers in your life he will never fail to talk to you and will always cheer you up. never lose a kristers you will need him.

friend: “hey”
kristers: “hollo”

friend: “im upset”
kristers: “im coming to see you”

Kristers by doyoueventrainbro April 14, 2019